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Joke of the Day

"What did the butter say to the jam? We're on a roll now!!!"

"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."

"I thought I defeated this dragon, but he's been following me around... I beat him off with a sword"

"I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C."

"My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears."

"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"

"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."

"96 is the number of rejection."

"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."