194837
Joke of the Day
"Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later"
Next Joke
"Recently scientist found an actual biographical journal of Rip Van Winkle And the rest is history"
"My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!"
"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster Now it doesn't work. Edit: Should I have tagged this with something? New to posting here"
"""How much would you say you read the Bible?"" ""Well, I don't read it religiously."" Bud-dum tss, I hate myself."
"2 guys walk into a bar The 3rd guy ducks"
"Picture a sandwich. Now picture another sandwich that talks. Picture a third sandwich. I'm really high."
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."
"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."