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Joke of the Day
"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."
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"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."
"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."
"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"
"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."
"Doctor: You have two months to live. Patient: But doctor, I won't be able to pay your bill in that time! Doctor: Ok, you have three months to live."
"I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."
"Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew"
"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."