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Joke of the Day

"The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party. I got, ""Oh, you're still here?"""

"When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeno face"

"Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!! I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive."

"The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses."

"My wife says I'm addicted to generalizations but isn't everyone some kind of addict?"

"""To serve and protect."""

"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."

"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"

"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""

"I told my dad I didn't want to walk all the way there... ...He said: ""That's a lame excuse""."