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Joke of the Day
"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."
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"Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems."
"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"
"""I'm not good at goodbyes."" I am. See ya."
"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"
"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."
"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."
"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."