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Joke of the Day

"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"

"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."

"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."

"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."

"Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown"

"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""

"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"

"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."

"Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!"

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."