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Joke of the Day
"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"
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"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"You can lead Narcissus to water..."
"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."
"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."
"The efficient part about falling asleep on the toilet at work is that inevitably someone who had beans for lunch will come and wake you."
"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"
"Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe"
"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."