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Joke of the Day

"""Man of Steel"" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty."

"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."

"What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis."

"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"

"Q: Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? A: He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it."""

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."

"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."