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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasauranus."

"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."

"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"My doctor said I have hemorrhoids... but I think he is wrong: everybody says I am a perfect asshole!"

"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"

"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."

"I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts. As you were."

"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"

"The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him."