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Joke of the Day
"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"
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"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."
"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."
"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."
"No joke, I'm in India This is no joke, I took a long light to India after a long time. I see so many lines, long lines of cars and buses, lines for shopping. etc. No punchline."
"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."
"What does daenerys give to tyrion? A hand job"
"We all know you love your boyfriend, but we'd all appreciate it if you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP"