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Joke of the Day
"The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him."
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"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""
"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."
"Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop."
"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"
"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."
"You're riding the crest of a slump?"
"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick-pocket snatches watches."