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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."
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"Me: Screw you, Tuesday! Tuesday: I have a boyfriend."
"Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied ""I'm a headmaster"". To which my dad replied ""yeah she is"""
"[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!"
"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"
"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell? Elrond's cupboard."
"A man is walking around a costume party dressed in green with a woman on his shoulder When asked what he was he said he was a tortoise. Then when asked about the woman he replied ""she's Michelle""."
"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"