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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I have hemorrhoids... but I think he is wrong: everybody says I am a perfect asshole!"

"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat cooked? Raw raw raw raw raw!"

"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."

"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."

"I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss"

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

"Roses are red Violets aren't ferns Since I've been with you When I pee it burns."

"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"