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Joke of the Day
"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."
Next Joke
"In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea."
"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."
"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."
"""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?"
"it's just so crazy to think that kids born in 14 will be turning 2000 this year"
"Why can't midgets be accountants? Because they always come up short."
"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"