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Joke of the Day
"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."
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"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"If my husband asks, we took a lit course together in college"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"
"What are the two words men hate most unless used together? Don't Stop"
"""Algebra."" really laid back oceanographer, responding to ""What's that green stuff?"""
"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."