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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"
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"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"
"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"
"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."
"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."
"I saw a squirrel pooping the other day. Shit's Nuts..."
"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."
"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."
"Greeting card [cover] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's [inside] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's"
"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."