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Joke of the Day

"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."

"Poop jokes... are the shit."

"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !"

"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."

"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."

"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""