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"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"
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"I used to think I was schizophrenic. But then the voices in my head said I was fine."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it ... So I said, ""implants?"""
"So I ended up sleeping on a bench last night... ...no hobo."
"My Version Of Flirting! My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am."
"The thing I love about baseball is that it has all the excitement of football, packed into 162 4 hour games."
"Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I'll see myself out."
"What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind"
"What looks better... than roses your piano? Tulips on your organ."