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"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"
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"*spits out animal cracker* This doesn't even taste like hippo."
"My homemade bread turned out very well, kneadless to say."
"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."
"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."
"Why are programmers bad at doing laundry? They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap."
"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."
"Old one but still funny: Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... ... one muffin says to the other ""Damn its starting to get really hot in here."" The other one says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""
"I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane."
"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."