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Joke of the Day

"Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression"

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust."

"What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas? ..cancer"

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"You know you're clumsy when you drop a stick playing air drums."

"My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet.. Now I can't see sh!t."

"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""

"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""