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Joke of the Day
"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."
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"I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink on days that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday and Today. Edit: Also Tomorrow."
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"
"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works."
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."