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Joke of the Day

"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"

"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"

"""That's Superman, that's Batman, and that's Cyborg. If you won't call them by their names, I can't play with you anymore."" - me to my 5yo."

"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"

"My son's default mode is ""protester being dragged out of a political rally."""

"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"

"Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman"

"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"

"What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic? One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian."

"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."