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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"
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"Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement. There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374."
"Last night I hooked up with Edward Snowden's sister. believe me, she's the REAL whistle blower."
"""Cellphones only work when you talk into them like you're trying to be heard over a buzzsaw screwing a freight train."" - My Dad"
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."
"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"