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Joke of the Day

"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."

"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."

"First you can't smoke and now you get banned for grinding up on other patrons. It's like, why even bother getting drunk at the zoo anymore?"

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."

"I once ate a watch It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."

"Knock Knock who's there? to to who? to whom."

"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"

"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"