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Joke of the Day

"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."

"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"

"Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements."

"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."

"What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."

"What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather? Are you fucking Sirius?"

"Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather's funeral. I couldn't bereave it!"