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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather's funeral. I couldn't bereave it!"

"Dear Kids, ""16 & Pregnant"" is a TV show, not a Challenge..."

"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"

"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."

"If you're having reception problems with your phone... Just shove an antenna up a girl's ass, then yell at her face. Then you will officially have a receptionIST!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."

"Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's."

"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"