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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."

"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"

"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."

"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"

"Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!"

"My wife says I act really immature and need to grow up I told her to get the hell out of my pillow fort with that negative attitude"

"A sandwich walks into a bar. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""

"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."

"Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today. Then smile and walk away."

"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."