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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."

"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"

"Doctor: I'm sorry son, it appears you have... Jenga-itis Me: [trying to pull the doctor's shoes off without him falling over] is it bad?"

"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."

"One thing you should always look for in a woman. A pulse."

"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."

"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."

"The GOP should be like a good hand in Bridge No Trump"

"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."