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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"

"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."

"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."

"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."