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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"
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"I regret every fart I ever held in for you."
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"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."
"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."
"[At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
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"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."