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Joke of the Day

"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."

"My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here."

"Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target."

"My Grandma's favorite saying Life is the ultimate disease. Its sexually transmitted and terminal."

"Man opens a fridge and sees a rabbit... He says ""What are you doing there, rabbit?"" Rabbit replies ""This is a westinghouse, isn't it?"""

"Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!"

"If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice ... Why do they smell like tuna?"

"Why do midgets have bad breath? Because their asses are closer to their mouths."

"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""

"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"