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Joke of the Day
"My Grandma's favorite saying Life is the ultimate disease. Its sexually transmitted and terminal."
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"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."
"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."
"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"
"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."
"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."
"I opened my closet, looking for my boots. And there they were... Gone! (as told to my by my Bella-Russian-Canadian (and redditor) friend)..."
"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"