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Joke of the Day

"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"

"Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers. Wouldn't that be cool?"

"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"

"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."

"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."

"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."

"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"

"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"

"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."

"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."