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Joke of the Day

"Man opens a fridge and sees a rabbit... He says ""What are you doing there, rabbit?"" Rabbit replies ""This is a westinghouse, isn't it?"""

"Do you want to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant."

"No matter who you are or where you come from, all anybody wants in this life is for no one to object to their iTunes mix playing at a party."

"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"

"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"

"What did the coma patient win? A-trophy."

"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."