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Joke of the Day

"My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here."

"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"

"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."

"What do you call a dog with a lot of friends? Pawpular!"

"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"

"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"

"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."

"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"

"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."

"I have neighbors who are racist. Whenever we play monopoly, instead of using the hat or thimble I just carve a black family out of wood. They move whenever I land on their property."