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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"
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"What is it with people who text and drive? I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them."
"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. I'll see myself out."
"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."
"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"
"Agreeable Caesar He came, he saw, and he concurred."
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"What do WNBA players make? Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share"
"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."