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Joke of the Day

"A Spartan boy was ripped from his mother at seven and subjected to daily beatings My mother calls at 40+ to make sure that I'm still eating"

"Life hack for driving Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way."

"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"

"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop lap-dancing. I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"I Like my Woman How I Like my Coffee... Hot, in the kitchen, and ready for me when I wake up."

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ""cunt."" I suppose she has a point, I really should make an effort to learn her mother's real name."

"If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again."

"What is hard, long, and full of seamen? A submarine"

"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."