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Joke of the Day

"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."

"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"

"[on Mars] ASTRONAUT: An alien! MISSION CONTROL: Ok, so A: I choke slammed it MC: What? A: Another one! MC: DO NOT CH A: [choke slam noises]"

"5-year-old: I can't finish my lunch. I don't feel good. Me: OK, then no ice cream. 5-year-old: I'm sick, not dead."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going."

"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"

"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""

"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"