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Joke of the Day
"Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants? Because they shared genes!"
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"What do you call a white, poofy space alien? Martianmallow."
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
"Why is a rat when it spins? The higher it flies, the much."
"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."
"If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?"
"Nothing says 'neighbours' quite like stealing each others WiFi"
"What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle? Fiction."
"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."