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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white, poofy space alien? Martianmallow."
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"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away"
"Q: Where does Santa stash his money? A: In a snowbank."
"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"
"My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed. There were no grounds for dismissal."
"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"
"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."
"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."
"I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out."