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Joke of the Day
"If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?"
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"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"
"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"
"Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones"
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"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years."
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey man, your dick's hanging out."""
"My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault."