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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle? Fiction."
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"I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge."
"So I asked my North Korean frien how is life was going. He said ""can't complain"""
"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"
"Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game"
"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."
"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"
"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"
"What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."