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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle? Fiction."
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"I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus."
"Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol"
"Nitrogen Monoxide Having Nitrogen Monoxide as parents would really suck. Every time you ask them for something, they'd just be like, ""NO""."
"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"
"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."
"(First date) Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist Her: So what do you do for fun? Me: WHATEVER THE DARK LORD COMMANDS"
"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."
"What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app? Tinder"
"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."