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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."

"A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How'd he do it? The horses name was Friday."

"I went to a record store today. They advertised that they had hard-to-find records nothing was alphabetized."

"God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10."

"Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I? They had baron."

"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."

"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"

"My wife and I only disagree on the small things, like the importance of my happiness and whether anything I say matters."

"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"

"Who was the first underwater spy? James Pond."