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Joke of the Day
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
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"They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it... ...man, I must really love shower curtains."
"A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx Who liked to write Limericks But he failed at the sport Because he wrote them too short"
"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."
"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""
"I'm really worried what will happen if Donald Trump runs as a third party candidate. I'm afraid there will be hell toupee."
"What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine."
"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"My girlfriend has a pet and I had a pet chicken. Her donkey ate my chicken. Now, I have my cock inside her ass this whole time."
"What was used to grow crops on Mars in the movie Martian? Good Shit"