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Joke of the Day
"What was used to grow crops on Mars in the movie Martian? Good Shit"
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"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."
"When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first"
"Q: What is a grasshopper? A: An insect on a pogo stick."
"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."
"Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme? You cant hear an enzyme."
"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"
"M.C. Escher goes into an ou so s W."
"Every time I have sex with a woman I always assume she has herpes... ...that way I don't have to tell her about mine."