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Joke of the Day

"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."

"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."

"I've never had a beard and don't know if I like it, but it's growing on me. I'll go now."

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"I feel bad for people without arms... ... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump."

"Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win? Atrophy"

"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"

"I just held the door open for a Japanese guy and he said, ""Sank you"" So I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor just like that."

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."

"I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it."