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Joke of the Day

"'Just 90's kids things' 40 years later Good cartoons and good eyesight"

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!"

"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."

"My wife told me I'm funny. According to her, even having sex with me is a joke."

"Why don't Mexicans blow their noses? So that they have something to pick in the off-season."

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left."

"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."

"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"