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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"
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"The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings."
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"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."
"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
"I'll sleep when I'm dead but also every night so I don't die."
"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."
"James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K"
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
"I hate barbers more than doctors Because I have to live with the shit that one does."