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Joke of the Day

"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."

"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"

"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""

"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."

"Wipe that smile off your face :"

"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."

"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."

"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"

"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."