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Joke of the Day

"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."

"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"

"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."

"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."

"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV."

"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."