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Joke of the Day
"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."
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"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""
"I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees..."
"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... It's women who make it hard!"
"How do we know the Earth was born on April 22nd?"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A can't see-creature."
"[speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? ""No I would never do something like that"" Me: Next"
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."