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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it."

"Your mama's so ugly people discriminate against her for it and she has no legal recourse."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."

"In response to being asked if I had a good weekend: Days off are like blowjobs -- even the bad ones are good."

"What's short, but sometimes funny? a short joke."

"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Did you guys hear that Ellen Degeneres died? Yeah, they found her face down in Ricki Lake."

"What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ""quickie"", only you do it yourself."