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Joke of the Day

"How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January? He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey."

"A lawyer goes to heaven..."

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"Dirty joke What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about"

"So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'....."

"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"

"Tried pushing her against the wall to kiss her like all you guys suggested. Put her head right through the drywall. Goddam cheap motels."

"Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"